1. basedona10000caloriediet:





    fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

    i wasnt even alive in 2006


    why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr


    (via everyday-im-mugglin)


  2. ugly:

    i am so lonely someone help

    (via ajdunmore)


    1. Teacher: How much is a gram?
    2. Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

  4. bisexualpiratequeen:

    I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

    1- I am glorious above all things
    2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
    3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
    4- Show displeasure clearly.
    5- NO
    6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
    7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

    (via thestorys0-lame)

  5. (Source: joolahoop, via perezcliton)


  6. teamrocketing:

    before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

    (via jamm3d)

  7. andrewbelami:


    These jokes are getting out of hand


    (via jamm3d)

  8. (Source: n-i-c-k-s, via danisnotonfire)

  9. (Source: sb5ive, via wildecade)


  10. princexposition:

    when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready


    (via gnarly)


  11. invisiblechickens:

    can you remember when zack would flirt with maddie


    sweet thang

    (via nickelbrownie)

  12. iwillneverdropmysword:




    Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

    if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

    if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

    You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

    Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

    (Source: mindynovak, via winters-fallenangel)


  13. iceboats:

    when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

    (via gnarly)