i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
Oh my god actually my life
ForeverHonest
I'm Alyssa and I'm fucking short
Ask me whatever you want, I'll basically answer anything
Don't be an asshole to me and I won't be one to you
Mkay bye :)
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we’re gonna be weird adults
gonna be?
I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.
wow your toaster is so happy
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#jes s ica rabbit is such a fucking great character#she ‘s a total bombshell so of course everybody assumes she’s flimsy and shallow bc how could a babe be anything but#but in her own words ‘i’m not bad i’m just drawn that way’ like she didn’t???#ASK to be a hot tomale?? #she just is so she rolls with it#but she’s still a woman wit h depth and feelings and even tho she could have any man she wanted she fell for the guy who made her laugh#i have a lot of feelings aboutjessica rabbit goodbye
(Source: disneyyandmore, via thatpunnyguy)
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I will:
- kiss you
- pack your lunch
- make the bed
- kiss you when you’re mad or sad
- catch spiders
- get the mail
- hug you all the time
- kiss your boo boos
- make you food
- snuggle with you
- support you and your dreams
- listen to you talk about your problems
- kiss you some more
- hold your hand in public
- play with your hair to soothe you
- kiss your forehead
- and your cheeks
- and your eyes
- and your nose
- and your mouth
- laugh at your jokes
- no matter how bad
- massage your back
- and love you
- forever
- and ever
(Source: zubat, via greatwhiteprivilege)
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who’s got the chalk?
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Hi all of you need to read this now.
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why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
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School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
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you better not ever get into an argument with me because i will end up apologizing so hard so do NOT fuck with me please thank you i’m sorry let’s be friends again
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things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
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sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis:
your life.
What a really great picture.
Wow
I tried solve it and there are dead ends everywhere are u asking us to solve a maze of immortality get real
I think it’s symbolic of how life is a “dead” end. No matter what we do or where we go there is always an end. There’s no escape and even Death can’t help you. You’re stuck living in a maze forever.
Tumblr…. The original Online learning institute
it is supposed to show that even the right way is a dead end.
“Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”
The Looking For Alaska quote made this all the more powerful.
(Source: lickystickypickyshe, via born2pie)
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“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
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